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Tebowned
Posted for the following sentence ... Tim Tebow has dwindling NFL support despite unnamed scouts lining up to point out his deficiencies as a passer...
View ArticleWhy is naturopathy so expensive?
. People don't appreciate how much water it takes, and thus the expense, to dilute something to the point that only the trace signal of the no-longer-present molecules remains. Or how many clients a...
View ArticleSome elder berries
Waking up at 3 AM is great. Waking up at all is great! Now YOU have that new-car smell. You're back to being a kid, where everything is an adventure. It all makes sense now.
View ArticleNSA admits listening to U.S. phone calls without warrants
. People can't you see, this ain't liberty? There's a word for this: Can you say statist? Every call you make, every text you take, long as you're awake, they'll be watching you.
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Courtroom attire
"Are you wearing a thong?""A traditional one among my people, yes.""What does that mean?""It's a hula hoop festooned with a hemp rope sling.""What does 'festooned' mean?""I don't know."
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Just some dialogue
"Smile, John, you look like you just swallowed a 2x4.""Leave me alone, Teresa, and stop stalking me on the job.""I see you brought your little military bitch along. What are all her ribbons for, John,...
View ArticleThey're both bloodthirsty?
The main difference between Yahweh and Allah seems to be their willingness to delegate. Allah commands his followers to do the atrocities that Yahweh reserved to himself.
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Consequences of Obamacare
Knock Knock"Whaddya want?""Joe sent me.""Are you a surgeon?""Yes, I do.""I mean, do you do surgery?""Yes, I am.""Do you get referrals from other doctors?""Yes.""What kind?""Terminal cases, and slow...
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Just Another Day at the Airport
"This is a waste of time and you TSA bastards are a bunch of goons!""Wha--- whoa! Get up against the wall, ma'am. Finley, get over here!""Yes, sir?""Handcuff her.""Want the ball gag, too, sir?""Yes....
View ArticleTweet Me!
. TWEET ME: I held bus door open for you, got a "fuck you" look. Go up to Canal St, 2 blocks to Riverfront. Turn left to the river. Jump in. TWEET ME: You were moving down the escalator at the Midtown...
View ArticleGypsies, eh?
"Those poor, beleaguered people," said Clifford, as the light rain washed away his newly-paved driveway and the "paint" off his house. He turned and entered his home, concerned that his daughter had...
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TWEET ME 2
TWEET ME: Sunday at Toronto's CN tower, you in green blouse, brown slacks. Me in crotchless spandex leotards. I'm here naked for you. TWEET ME: I was videographing SUV sinking. You were screaming for...
View ArticleRockin' around Obamacare
Rockin' around Obamacare,no Christmas tree on the floor.No wrapped-up presents for you and me,can't afford those any more.Our money's gone to premiumsfor blind Bob's aids to visionand toothless...
View ArticleLet Israel handle Iran
Clinton would have thrown a cruise missile at it;Obama would send in the drones;Bush would invade the wrong country;War's messy; appease and stay home.
View ArticleSuspect arrested in arson at Seattle Nightclub
. http://www.king5.com/news/local/Suspect-arrested-in-arson-at-Neighbours-nightclub-243116481.html"Johnson, this is the night desk editor. I want you to get over to the Neighbour's Club right now....
View ArticleUN committee said Vatican should ensure children's health care
."I don't feel so good, mom. Can I stay home from school today?""No. The church guarantees your health care, so go see Father Grabby."[Later that day]"Father Grabby, I feel depressed and have bad...
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